I'll fuck my friend's girlfriend so she won't fuck his brains out

My husband is blind, so I don't hide cheating, he won't see it anyway

Brother, how about in a porno - you're a plumber and you clean my pipes

My wife turned away, and I had already stuck my dick in her friend

Husband, you're hearing things, my brother doesn't fuck me, not even once

Husband, I'm going to have sex with a left-handed man, and you keep quiet — now you're a cuckold!